Secret Internet Fatty - hell-pixie http://secretfatty.net/hell-pixie en The end of Bjork (hopefully) http://secretfatty.net/end-bjork-hopefully <!-- google_ad_section_start --><div class="field field-name-field-image field-type-image field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" rel="og:image rdfs:seeAlso" resource="http://secretfatty.net/sites/secretfatty/files/styles/large/public/field/image/bjork_0.jpg?itok=aEO7ioDU"><img typeof="foaf:Image" src="http://secretfatty.net/sites/secretfatty/files/styles/large/public/field/image/bjork_0.jpg?itok=aEO7ioDU" width="300" height="256" alt="" /></div></div></div><div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"><p>Faced with a resounding lack of interest and over £350K short, screechy Icelandic hell-pixie Bjork was recently obliged to cancel a Kickstarter campaign aimed at funding the development of a new Android and Windows 8 Biophilia album-app. </p> <p>Tortured neighbors and long-suffering boyfriends the world over will breathe a sigh of relief upon learning of the defeat for the 90s proto-hipster idol, hoping that the humiliating experience will prompt her to spend the next few years in a nepalese mountain cabin, reflecting upon the nature of existence and basically doing anything except making music. </p> <p>Her country of birth might have been thinking along similar lines when they recently gifted her a private island, purportedly in thanks for services to the nation. The more cynically-minded among us wonder however if this were not simply a ploy to keep the quirky squealer sealed away from sensible ears, at the same time providing Iceland with a future money-spinner in the form of a lucrative manic pixie dream girl pilgrimage destination. Let's just hope that crater has sound-proofing.</p> </div></div></div><!-- google_ad_section_end --><div class="field field-name-field-tags field-type-taxonomy-term-reference field-label-above clearfix"><h3 class="field-label">Tags: </h3><ul class="links"><li class="taxonomy-term-reference-0" rel="dc:subject"><a href="/bjork" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel">Bjork</a></li><li class="taxonomy-term-reference-1" rel="dc:subject"><a href="/music" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel">music</a></li><li class="taxonomy-term-reference-2" rel="dc:subject"><a href="/weird-stuff" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel">weird stuff</a></li><li class="taxonomy-term-reference-3" rel="dc:subject"><a href="/secret-internet-fatties" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel">secret internet fatties</a></li><li class="taxonomy-term-reference-4" rel="dc:subject"><a href="/hell-pixie" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel">hell-pixie</a></li><li class="taxonomy-term-reference-5" rel="dc:subject"><a href="/app" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel">app</a></li><li class="taxonomy-term-reference-6" rel="dc:subject"><a href="/android" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel">Android</a></li></ul></div><div class='shareaholic-default-9173'></div> Sat, 09 Feb 2013 12:16:23 +0000 nara 36 at http://secretfatty.net http://secretfatty.net/end-bjork-hopefully#comments