http://secretfatty.net/henri-le-chat-noir en http://secretfatty.net/henri-le-chat-noir-existential-sellout <!-- google_ad_section_start --><div class="field field-name-field-image field-type-image field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" rel="og:image rdfs:seeAlso" resource="http://secretfatty.net/sites/secretfatty/files/styles/large/public/field/image/henri%20le%20chat%20cupide.png?itok=atCmVCA7"><img typeof="foaf:Image" src="http://secretfatty.net/sites/secretfatty/files/styles/large/public/field/image/henri%20le%20chat%20cupide.png?itok=atCmVCA7" width="300" height="300" alt="" /></div></div></div><div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"><p>Secret Fatty has long maintained a strict policy with regards to advertising and sponsorship deals, turning down several hundred lucrative offers a day as befits a website that prides itself on its complete independence and commitment to journalistic integrity. </p> <p>Thus with a firm footing in the moral high-ground, SIF has no qualms about acting as whistleblower when confronted with the moral failings of others. First by charting the downfall of <a href="http://secretfatty.net/kenza">one young woman from instagrammed haul-blogger to l'Oreal sellout</a>, and now with the sad case of <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgpRDLVAO1s">Henri Le Chat Noir</a>.</p> <p>It is now known that Henri, who previously distinguished himself from the hoi polo of YouTube oversharers through his familiarity with Kierkegaard, command of the French language and possession of a tail, recently accepted an offer from Friskies to become an official spokescat. While it could only be expected that such a bleak soul would eventually come cheap, SIF is disappointed to see Henri, purportedly a campaigner for the rights of disabused cats everywhere, hawking a product that according to <a href="http://petfoodtalk.com/catfoodreviews/friskies/">reliable sources</a> is more or less a nutritional equivalent of McDonalds. </p> <p>No (French) revolution can be fought on an empty stomach and even less so a malnourished one. We can only hope that Henri will soon go back to recommending a more usual feline diet of lassitude, self-absorption and shoelaces. </p> </div></div></div><!-- google_ad_section_end --><div class="field field-name-field-tags field-type-taxonomy-term-reference field-label-above clearfix"><h3 class="field-label">Tags: </h3><ul class="links"><li class="taxonomy-term-reference-0" rel="dc:subject"><a href="/henri-le-chat-noir" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel">henri le chat noir</a></li><li class="taxonomy-term-reference-1" rel="dc:subject"><a href="/sponsorship" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel">sponsorship</a></li></ul></div><div class='shareaholic-default-5598'></div> Fri, 10 May 2013 19:09:23 +0000 nara 39 at http://secretfatty.net http://secretfatty.net/henri-le-chat-noir-existential-sellout#comments